Top TSA Slogans:

I don't really have an opinion about the full body scanners, it scares me that they x-ray people especially pilots several times a day because the radiation can't be good for them, I also realize that we need means to protect ourselves from terrorism. Anyway in one of the groups I belong to another wife posted these and I thought they were hilarious so I asked if I could steel them. For your enjoyment and a  chuckle here are the top TSA slogans, enjoy:

Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see in your underpants.

Grope discounts available.

If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.

We are now free to move about your pants.

We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

You were a virgin.

We handle more packages than the USPS