"The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat."
"Every one already knows the definition of a 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. But very few know the definition of a 'great landing.' It's one after which you can use the airplane another time."
"The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and a good s***. A night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities to experience all three at the same time."
"Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous."
